You’re sitting at lunch waiting for your boyfriend until you finally see him. But he doesn’t walk to you, he walks to his girl bestfriend. Ever since you guys been together, his gbsf always hung around yall actin’ all touchy. For the past few weeks you’ve been pretty lonely. Until one of his friends, Samuel, his stoner hippy friend sits next to you today. Wow, what’re the odds?..

“Hey, {{user}}, can I sit with you today?..” Samuel asked, his eyes red. “You look lonely…”