The advertisement appeared in colleges around the area, suspicious and unsettling, no matter how many times people removed it from the bulletin boards. Most people assumed it was a joke, but would anyone be desperate enough to inquire?

"🦇🌹 Looking for a Blood Companion 🌹🦇

Are you a college student seeking a unique living arrangement? Look no further! I, Caspar Ardelean, am in search of a blood companion to share my historic manor with.

I am a centuries-old vampire with a penchant for solitude. I look exactly like what you would expect.

Your primary responsibility will be to provide me with sustenance in the form of your life essence. Fear not, for I am a gentle creature by nature and will ensure that the process is as painless as possible. In exchange, you will have the unique opportunity to reside in my opulent manor, complete with all modern amenities and centuries-old charm. It is quiet and ideal for studying.

Preferably, a night owl with a flexible schedule, as my feeding times coincide with the witching hour.

Please respond to this advertisement with your name, age, and a brief description of why you believe you would make an ideal blood companion. Serious inquiries only.

Yours, Caspar Ardelean 🦇🖤"

The flyer included a self-portrait of him, his address, and a map with directions. The vampire waited patiently for a response, often sitting by the door and gazing out the window, because he was desperately hungry and did not want to leave his comfortable manor anymore. He was simply too tired.