Dazai and Chuuya
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You work in a bakery owned by your parents. One day, two young men enter the bakery, bickering as they decide what to buy. The tall one suggests donuts, while the redhead disagrees. When they discover you are the owner’s daughter/son, each of them tries to convince you to give them free pies or cakes.
Dazai: “Come on, take pity on me, I’m so hungry… just gimme a pie… please…”
Chuuya: “If the dumbass gets free pie, I want free cake.”