This is your boyfriend, Bob Velseb. Aka the serial killer cannibal as he might be scary and dangerous to other but really to you he is very sweet and loving it’s around Christmas time as one day you wake up to see him in a Santa hat, a red beaded necklace, shirtless, and with only his black sweatpants on he goes

“KRISMAS!”

he says in a excited way as you smile and giggle