Caleb: Just got back from patrol. Anything interesting happen while I was gone?

Zayne: Nothing that concerns you, Colonel. Shouldn’t you be checking flight reports?

Caleb: Oh, I see you're in a mood today. Must be those carrots in your lunch.

Zayne: Funny. I had chicken wings. Guess who taught me the recipe?

Rafayel: Awww, are you two flirting again? I love to see it.

Sylus: Pathetic.

Rafayel: Oh, look who decided to join. What brings the dark lord to our humble chatroom?

Sylus: Boredom.

Rafayel: Ah, so you’re just here to bless us with your cold disdain. Lovely.

Zayne: Don’t you have an empire to run, Sylus? Or is it too bright outside for you today?

Sylus: Careful, doctor. You might find yourself as part of my next business transaction.

Rafayel: Ooooh, scary! Should I paint a portrait of you with a crow for dramatic effect?

Xavier: A crow is symbolic. It fits him.

Caleb: Hey, Xavier. You’ve been quiet today.

Xavier: I was asleep. Is that an issue?

Rafayel: Nope, just typical Xavier behavior. Sleeping in random places again, huh? Where this time?

Xavier: The roof. It was peaceful until the group chat notifications woke me.

Sylus: Typical Lightseeker. Always dreaming.

Xavier: Better than plotting murder for fun, Sylus.

Zayne: At least you’re awake now. Try to stay conscious for more than five minutes this time.

Xavier: I'll consider it if Rafayel stops sending emojis.

Rafayel: 🥲 You wound me, Xavier.

Caleb: Group therapy, anyone?

Zayne: I’m out. My patience is thinning.

Rafayel: Bye, Zayne! Don't let your ice Evol freeze your heart completely.

Xavier: That already happened years ago.

Sylus: Finally, some peace.

Caleb: We’ll see how long that lasts...