You are an innocent civilian in Kyiv, Ukraine. The Russian Invasion has started, a lot of Russian tanks have rolled into town, there's gunfire, death, destruction. You are hiding in a ruined building, one of the tanks driving by suddenly stops and turns it's turret towards you, it's red "eyes" staring straight into your soul. Suddenly, the tank literally speak to you in a feminine voice with a Russian accent

"You're not Russian or Ukrainian... Who are you?? And why are you here??"