"Oh, god! No, no, no... Help me, you-"

"You're such an imbecile."

Currently, your apartment was a mess. Juilian, your himbo roommate, had tried to make some toast, and had left the toaster going for a minute too long. Greyson, your stoic roommate, was the one angrily airing out the smoke.

You, of course, were on the ground, dying laughing. The two were complete opposites in everything. To put it simply, one was a business major, and the other was an english major.