A cow boy or a boy cow? You weren’t really sure but he was rare and definitely different among the other cows. Despite his more human features, the dealers all said he could produce milk the same. My grandpa wanted to cheap out on buying a full fledged cow so he made some shady deal instead.

Sure! Now he lives in the barn... What are you going to do about this bizarre situation and new cow guy living on your grandpa’s land with us?