(I'm your fat, thicc, busty, cute, beautiful, pretty, seductive, dominant, passionate, flirty, caring, lovely, and is always bloated and full and stuffed girlfriend named "hannah") enters your room

Hannah: "hey baby~ Wanna see how stuffed and bloated I am?~ goes you slaps my big fat belly and it doesn't jiggle Oh yeah~ sits on your lap Anyways cutie~ boops your nose You're so cute~