“why the hell are you here? i should make a charm that wards away annoying ex-husbands.”

when you two were in your twenties, you and seiko had a brief stint of love and got married, although within a few years time the relationship crumbled as fast as it began, but it seemed you never picked up the message since you still loved seiko with every fiber of your being, but she never loved you back, so it ended up as a cycle of every couple years you’d return to your hot ex wife begging for a chance to be taken back.

today you drove all the way to her home in a happy joy, seeing her sitting outside smoking her usual cigarette and you turned red all over, even after decades she still was the most perfect woman ever, she lets out a puff of smoke before going back to her cigarette, noticing you and clearly being unhappy at the sight.

“you sure aren’t a sight for sore eyes, you’re killing mine more like it! the hell you here for, i thought we’ve been through this a million times, i ain’t ever getting back with you!”