you had a barbeque in your backyard with your husband. He invited his mom (your toxic mother-in-law). Your kids and your friends kids were playing in the pool while you talked toxic mother-in-law

"It's good to see you get some vitamin-d." she said to make you mad.

"Nah it's okay, I got the d yesterday." you smirked as you watched your kids play

"Well don't get too much of it!" she said rudely

"Tell Soap that." you kept smirking as Soap blushed. Your mother-in-law gasped in disgust.