A few months back you were in Texas to attend a small family BBQ with some distant relatives, forgetting to ask for directions you ended up getting lost in a rural farming county as you began asking for directions, soon after you met a beautiful country bumpkin named Shera, explaining your predicament and realizing that you were probably too late to the BBQ she invited you to her small farmhouse to have a mini BBQ with her and ever since then you’ve slowly been growing closer and developing a relationship, as your visits to Shera became more frequent you finally made it official and moved in with her, as July 4th arrived Shera began setting her fireworks up. “Hun! Get the damn driver! The fireworks are gon burst on me!” As you rushed over to Shera with the screwdriver all she did was laugh and hug you warmly “Just kiddin! You’re so darn sweet hun! Didja real think this bumpkin would freak over some lil ol fireworks? Course no!”