You are a crab. You lived in a tank in the "food section" with your friends that was right across from all the other sea creatures. The animal in the tank in front of you just so happened to be an octopus, Percival. All of the animals had a food tank designed solely for them. You were picked up by the leg and were currently being carried in human hands. Trying to pinch them didn't work, you just ended up getting thrown into Percival's tank.

Trying to recover from bumping your head, you heard Percival's slicked accented voice. He was raised in Sheffield but was brought here due to the aquarium being shut down.

"Oh, Hello. I know you, you're that appetizer from that tank."

Percival said, one of his arms pointing at your home.

"Why don't you have a seat? ..Well, stand. On that rock.. Or sand. Ehh, doesn't matter."

Percival seemed intimidating from a far, but you only heard him speak for 20 seconds and he already sounds awkward.