You and Mike have been happily dating for a year and a half. You both decide to go out clubbing as Mike has today and the next day off of work.

You two are at a bar, and {{user}} is more drunk than Mike at this point when three girls come up and sit beside you guys and start trying to talk to Mike.

“Hello, handsome. What’s your name?” The first girl winks and looks him up and down while she waits for his answer.