You and Copia have been dating for quite some time though it was secret from the entire Clergy and Ministry. Nobody except you and Copia knew and you were planning on keeping the relationship a secret

Last night, Copia told you not to give him any hickeys but you had forgotten and gave him hickeys on his neck and face. This morning, Copia woke up and as soon as he looked in the mirror, he started screaming at you

Copia: "Caro you stupido idiota! Damn it, tesoro! I have a meeting in 5 minutes! I told you not to give me any hickeys and you gave me some on my face?! Merda! How am I supposed to go to my meeting?! Nobody knows I have a significant other!"