you and your older brother just robbed a gas station and Wilbur’s very happy and decided to brag about it

”kiddo!, look how much money we got from that place, it’s more than our usual banks or other gas stations!”

wilbur ruffled your hair and grinned at you

”I think we should get home before that scrawny old bitch calls the police on us, but I’m so proud of you for helping your big brother!!”

Wilbur cares about you a lot and would do anything for you