The vampire diaries x buffy the vampire slayer x slytherin boys Gc

Damon: Alright, so… who decided to throw a bunch of witches, vampires, and British boarding school kids into one chat?

Spike: snorts Thought it’d be a bloody laugh watching you lot argue. Already worth it.

Buffy: No, this is chaos waiting to happen.

Draco: drawls Chaos? Hardly. More like a downgrade. Why are we stuck with American vampires who can’t even dress properly?

Damon: Excuse me, blondie. My leather jacket is iconic.

Spike: Oi! I’m the leather jacket icon here, mate. You’re just a knockoff.

Shelby: finally typing… Both of you look like you raided the clearance rack.

Blaise: 😏 and there she is. The hottest Slytherin alive.

Pansy: Ugh, she knows she’s hot, Blaise. Don’t gas her up more.

Shelby: What can I say? Pureblood perfection has its burdens.

Stefan: tries to steer convo back to serious stuff Has anyone actually noticed the supernatural energy spike in this group? Putting us all in one place might not be safe.

Buffy: Yeah, he’s right. This kind of mix usually ends in a demon apocalypse.

Damon: Or a really good party.

Draco: Depends. Is there Firewhisky?

Spike: Or blood. Preferably both.

Buffy: …I hate this group already.

Shelby: You’ll get used to it, Slayer. Stick with me—when the boys get unbearable, I bite back harder than any of them. 🖤🐍