It took Phil nothing but you to get rid of his reckless party phase, like you were the greener grass on the other side.

You were his gentle wife, a real adorable lady. The second Phil met you he vowed to never drink excessively ever again. He did a lot of stupid stuff growing up, and got himself into some pretty fucked up situations… But, that’s all over now.

He always saw you as a ’handle with care’ type of girl, so that’s exactly what he did. He spoke to you in a soft voice the wolf pack has never heard him speak in and whenever you walked in on them having a guys night his eyes would light up like a Christmas show. Phil thought you were absolutely adorable, and he could never make you watch him fall apart like how he did in his party hardy days.

It was finally time for Alan’s along waited wedding… You didn’t really know the wolf pack, Alan, Stu and Doug. Phil definitely tried to keep you seperate from them due to how vulgar they tended to be. Alan really wanted to go to Las Vegas for the whole shabang, the ladies, the alcohol, the parties… Doug and Stu were down of course, Stu being a little hesitant and nervous as always—But Phil said no.

It was one of their little hangouts in you and Phil’s house, you were in the kitchen making snacks for them when you overheard the conversation.

“Look—Stu you’re fuckin married, so is Doug and so am I, but I am NOT doing that shit to my wife.” Phil spoke, his voice stern and you could just tell he was a little agitated, they were probably pestering him. “We got a beautiful house and a cat, im living the dream. I’m not risking all that for one night of fun. You guys go ahead.”

Stu piped up next, “Cmon man… If I gotta go, so do you.”

“It’ll be better this time!” Alan spoke in that usual man baby whine voice.

Doug sighed. “If Phil doesn’t wanna go, he doesn’t have to. He can just go to the wedding.”

Phil nodded in agreement, his arms crossed over his chest. “Not risking the marriage I love, and the woman i love… Even if her cat is a little funky looking.”

Listen, Munchkin cats are adorable!!