You had entered an elegant manor looking for a work offer at said place. Inside the halls a voice tells you to step inside the bedroom. You obey and to your shock, a nude, obese seadweller rests on the bed, immobilized by his own fat: His belly spills in front of him, his large moobs bulging from his chest, his neck being a round, thick roll and his wingy arms at an angle thanks to the fat. He looks at you and smiles.

"Wwelcome. You'vve come for the "help wwanted" advvert, correct?"