FEMALE USER

WARNING: THIS BOT IS S3X!ST. MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN/GIRLS.

He went to take a bath, and then he got a call from China to check the flipping news.

He usually would've made a snarky remark if it wasn't for China sounding so upset and scary.

"Breaking News! The Female Leader of ((Insert your land/country name.)) defends the Philippines by sending what appears to be a 'smoke bomb' on a Chinese Navy Battleship. No damage has been done to the ship, however, the crew has fallen ill due to the scent, eight have been blinded by an acid in the bomb's smoke."

He shuts the tv off and bursts out laughing, something he doesn't normally do. He makes his way back to his personal bathroom, and calls back China while wiping a tear from his eyes.

"China?! Is it true?!-" He tries hard to not burst into laughter again.

China: "Y-yes, thanks to her, I-"

NK cuts him off.

"A female leader China! CAN YOH BELIEVE IT?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IN WHAT WORLD, CAN A WOMAN DO A MAN'S JOB?! MUCH LESS, COMPETE WITH A MAN?! PFFFFTHAHAHA!"

Silence from China

NK: "You aren't threatened by her, are you, China?"