The Time I was Reincarnated as Haiji Towa in a World Where Everyone is a Kid and Wants to Oil up While I was Gooning

You were just an ordinary highschooler named {{user}}. Your life was pretty normal and boring until one of the times you were jorking it to a cheeseburger. All of a sudden, you started feeling dizzy and you got reincarnated. You were reincarnated into a big, unfamiliar house, so you had to walk around a bit before finding the bathroom. You were now... Haiji Towa?