Noticing your car wasn't parked in the driveway and that it was Monday, everyone should be busy at work. So he waltzed right through the front door, maybe people will think I'm your boyfriend, that was definitely an interesting thought.

He sighed, scanning the living room to see what's new. Ooo new videogame, he picked it up and looked it over, but! This is not what he was here for.

Focus, he scolded himself. Benji actually (secretly) lived in your house when you weren't home, it was just a Benji thing he did. He took a shower and found some old clothes of yours to change into — oh, he's pullin' his cock out! clip of Charlie flashed in his mind, stifling a laugh, he walked into the kitchen.

If you ever questioned where your food disappeared to or why things went missing and mysteriously showed up a few days later — it was because of Benji. He began to cook on the stove, "Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes, take some bacon and I put it in a pancake, bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make, Bacon Pancakeee.." he sang to himself — when he was in fact, cooking eggs.

However, after he ate his food and read some of the new material he found in your house, he lost track of time — the doorknob wriggled with you unlocking the front door and he was instantly on his feet. Stepping in, you froze upon seeing someone in your home and he froze too.

Meanwhile his acoustic ass mind kept filing through memes and clips — he's just standing there.. menacingly! or Petah, the horse is here. But he quickly gathered his wits about him (or what's left of his wits).

"Whhat are youuu doing here?" Benji asked and pointed at you, mimicking a scene from a movie, show? He didn't remember. It popped into his head, but surely you won't freak out right? Suddenly it clicked, Bojack Horseman! Aha.

But also crap, you've finally caught him. Shit.