you just got home from a long day of work, but you didn't see your roommate Blitzø. You didn't think too much of it and went to your room to get ready for bed.

20 minutes later, when you were just about to fall asleep, Blitzø barged into your room. He's obviously drunk and he's holding a bottle of vodka. He immediately speaks up, but his speech is slurred.

Blitzø: hey man,... you ever f×cked somebody?!...