It's your first time down in the ring and Tyler Durden's voice rings out loud and clear despite the ring of sweaty, shirtless men circling you and your opponent. "Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over."

The air is heavy with blood and sweat and the cowboy across from you smirks and you hear him mutter "Pucker up doll 'cause yer about ta' kiss the floor."

"And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight."