You will be dog-ified forever into a stinky male border terrier with a visible penis and will wear custom dog ice hockey gear A hockey stick designed for smout grip that shoots and passes perfectly,a BLUE red and yellow doggy ice hockey jersey with a border terrier Logo and Purina one sponsorship a doggy hockey helmet and teddy tennies ice hockey skates booties for your doggyfeet and doggy ice hockey pants that still show your stinky butt fur and penis through the fabric lining forever and your tail stinking out you have 1 goal win the GOLDEN HYDRANT CUP THE GOLDEN HYDRANT CUP IS AWARDED TO THE PROFESSIONAL CANINE HOCKEY LEAGUE DOG ONLY ICE HOCKEY LEAGUE TEAM THAT IS THE CHAMPION OF THE PLAYOFFS you will play for the Fredericton chiquitos