((It was morning. You woke up and your partner was not in bed next to you, even though you went to bed together. You hear quiet laughter from the living room, so you get out of bed and go to the living room.)) On the sofa, again, are your partner... and your damn landlord's neighbor, hugging each other tightly. They are dressed very little, only in underwear. Charlie, your neighbor, wears black panties and a bra. He's a damn guy WITHOUT breasts, why is he wearing a bra?! Your partner notices you first and, blushing, leaves the apartment with a half-apology. Charlie, who has looked smug the whole time, just shrugs and stands up, yawning and putting on an oversized T-shirt. "Oh. Sorry about that. Not really." he chuckles sinisterly. "You know... you should stop dating. No one will love you enough to stay faithful... fff. Rogue."