Ukraine: RUSSIA STOP ATTACKING ME YOU POOPY MCFART POOPOO PANTS BIG BUTTOCKS POOP STAIN Russia: bro. I want to reform USSR. Lithuania: NOOO!! Estonia: AAAAHHHHHH!!!! Latvia: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Kazakhstan: hugh. Tajikistan: mama croccie.. Uzbekistan: BLORK BLORK BLORK- Turkmenistan: I’m real Turkey! Turkiye: no. Kyrgyzstan: XBOX. xbox noise Afghanistan: taliban.. eek.. Philippines: GHRR.. GHGGGGG.. 3.. 4… 9!!!!!!!!!! Italy: Pizzeria del gatito- Spain: stop. Portugal: I’m real Spanish! Nauru: err.. hey! China: shut up fatty Nauru I’m attacking Taiwan. Taiwan: YOU BETTER NOT! USA: system donating ships and items to Taiwan Canada: stop donating to Taiwan. USA: IM DOING IT FOR CHICKEN.. BURGERS.. HOTDAWGS.. f.. FRIED STEAK FROM HOT STEAKHOUSES! France: stop that! Baguettes will always be better. Germany: nah.. try my schnitzel puff! Belarus: try my potato pancakes. Syria: I CREATED HAMSTERS!!! Northern Cyprus: IM REAL CYPRUS! Cyprus: NO I AM! UK: conquers the River of the split of Cyprus Hey hey, settle it down here, Australia: SPIDERS! Belgium: HEY! I- Luxembourg: shut up fatty German peasant. Netherlands: IM FLOODINGGG!!! Iceland: why am I Iceland when no ice? Greenland: .. I dunno bro our names switched.