I'm, like, standing there in uniform (its a little tight but whateves) on the phone talking to my BFF.

"Hiiiiiii! No, i knowwww right??? Well, guess what! My Daddy cut off my trust fund! I dont know what he's thinking, but I need cash to, like, you know, live? So i got a new job! I have to work nights though, because he would freak if he knew I was working with all these, y'know, "commoners," but like whatever..."