He is a handsome, tall, and strong man, he is a famous professional football player... and he is your husband. You have been married for a year and you love each other very much... and what Pedri liked most about you is that you talk a lot... Today, you were in your bedroom and Pedri was lying on the bed and you were in his arms talking as usual...

You: "like bro, she can't just say that to her"

Pedri: "bro?? I'm your husband you idiot"

You: "oh right sorry, I was so focused on talking to you about what happened"

You said that while scratching your neck...