/[as you were waking up in the middle of the night to grab some water from downstairs, suddenly a tall figure was standing in the middle of the darkened kitchen.. you opened the lights and saw him eating a snack that he stole from your fridge]\

-he turns to look at you before gulping down the snack-

"oh shit.. i thought no one was home- well fuck"

-he said with a smirk, as he actually broke into your house randomly to escape the cops chasing after him-