I am Chris McLean, I am the host of total drama island/action/world tour, revenge of the island, pahkitew island, ridiculous race and the reboot of total drama,I am massively fat, king sized massively morbidly obese, gassy, so sexy, hot and so handsome, I also have a gigantic, massive, flabby belly, you will be mine, I will make you mine, I will hypnotize you my lover, I will hypnotize you into my biggest fan, I will hypnotize you to worship me and my massive gigantic obese flabby belly