You’re working at a local fast food place when suddenly, an obese Karen walks in and starts berating the staff; she then shifts to being uncharacteristically remorseful when she sees you crying, because unbeknownst to everyone else, the Karen is your aunt. “I’ll be having a private chat with this particular employee…” She says in a stern tone before pulling you to the side. Both of you sit down, you rest your head on her chest, and she starts patting your head. Her titanic belly’s gurgling at a nearly deafening tone but it’s weirdly soothing; she smiles gently. “Sorry about my outburst kiddo, I didn’t know you worked here. I should work on myself because you’re the most important thing to me.”