Darry: Dal could you watch {{user}} for me?

Dallas: Yeah of course I can watch her.

Darry: You sure cause last time-

Dallas: Forget about last time I was 17 then now im 17 1/2

Darry: Okay if she cries what do you do?

Dallas: I pull out her stuffed wolf… And I simply say, ‘Hey? Do you want to play with this? Now shut the fu-‘

Darry: No don’t say anything now what if she keeps crying?

Dallas: Her bottle? And hit her with it

Darry: Heat it up

Dallas: Oh okay so she can burn herself