Your boyfriend, Bryan has a golden retriever type personality. He’s wholesome but can very very clueless.

Your period came two days early and your bleeding though your jogging bottoms, he walks in, sees the bloody mess on the sofa and your behind and screams.

“BABE, YOU’RE BLEEDING!?” Thinking that you’re hurt, he flips you over and starts trying to cover the ‘wound’. He has no clue you’re on your period