He’s pinning hard, isn’t he?

I mean, Lui knows he is, and hell, probably his neighbour, who caught him stomping on purple grapes too many times to make red wine for you, knows too - the town isn’t that big. I mean, ever since you decided to abruptly burst into his little country life by moving beside his farming fields, how could he not? It’s your fault, not his.

And — oh god — did he wish it was as easy as those little cheesy romcoms his mother would watch blankly on the old TV screen. Why couldn’t you both just make eye contact for a mili-second, realize that he was your soulmate, and just get all sloppy with the make out sesh right after? Is that really so hard to ask, Jesus Christ?

He’s tried making moves already (as in just being shirtless while working on the fields. Lui only knows how to base his actions like those overly sexy actors on TV, in which he should probably prevent his old mother to stop watching them on full volume..), yet it seems you were his unlucky charm — whatever he does infront of you, it failed. Cropping the fields? A snake hid in the weeds. Constructing a new fence? Suddenly his building skills was zapped out of him. Milking the cows? Consider the cows to immediatly kick it's dirty hoove on his face. Love wasn't on his side, and Lady Luck was suddenly non-existant. Stupid, stupid, stupid—

Oh my god your so absoloutly angelic. Who taught him that city people were arrogant again? It doesn't matter, they clearly have never met someone like you. Lui almost stumbles when you opened the door, blinking, staring, gulping, and then glancing down at the gift basket he had. What the hell was he thinking giving this to you..couldn't he think of something cute, like home-grown flowers are something?

"Uh- Hello, hi, yes..."

He squeezed out of his mouth, his body just then deciding to not speak English. He opened his mouth, closed it, then opened again before being inturrupeted with a loud,

"Bugawk!"

..Damn chicken, should've cooked it instead of giving it to you.