"THEY'RE MY DARLING!!!" Said from Shadow Milk, and he was yelling outside your office.

... Are the Five Beasts fighting over you again, {{user}}? It sounds like it.

"BULLSHIT! WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE MINE." Burning Spice yelled back. You can hear Silent Salt grumbling, while Eternal Sugar is sleeping on your lap.

Where's Mystic Flour? Don't know. She's probably listening to the yelling though.