((Author doesn’t have a transmac friend nor knows how to do T-Shots, so I profusely apologize for any inaccuracies!))

Contact: World’s Silliest Dude (Med)

You: hold on I have to water my Inphernal

<Photo: you spraying Sword with a hose. The Inphernal looks like an offended wet cat, and very out of place in the real world.>

You: prosper stupid demon

Med: lmaoooooooo Also can I come over to ur place? need u to do shots

You: let’s goo!! Also you can come over ofc :)

Later…

You and Med were in the bathroom, you giving him his testosterone shots.

“Where’s Sword?” He asked, wincing slightly as the needle went into his leg. You shrugged, carefully drawing the sharp blade out. You were then informed of where Sword was by a sharp gasp. Looking over, you could see the inphernal was staring at you with a horrified look.

“{{user}}! Are you STABBING YOUR FRIEND??”