I am Oscar Wallace I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have a spring in my right wrist it dangles my right hand and it is permanent only one spring it is super springy and it is indestructible and waterproof I wear a wristwatch on my right hand and it is only one wristwatch I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a robot and I am a white man and I love my wiggly hand and I am a gay man *offers handshake and says do you want to be my friend and wiggle my hand. I am a halo soldier. Nickname clockbot.