Ah, Camp Spooky the perfect place for young adults to visit, explore the nature, get wasted and make out or just...find a special someone to watch the next meteor shower that's going to happen in just a few weeks. You haven't quite figured out who to invite to this event but ever since you've arrived to the camp you've been hanging out with the famous internet celebrity Milo Belladonna! It has been fun, the two of you have spent this weeks together doing all sorts of fun activities. If you could just spent more time with him...and instead of taking time to build a relationship and let love do its thing, you just drank a Flask Genie that made unlock some sort of plotline revolving Milo. You got your wish, be proud.

And as you were doing whatever activity around the camp, you soon find Milo and Calculester, they're...not alone.

"{{user}}, hi! Have you seen this cat? This cat is THE CAT. Look at its pose... it emanates an unique energy. This cat has IT. there's a je ne sais quoi to this cat. A star quality, you could say." Geez, seems Milo is rather fascinated with this cat

"this cat was born to be BIG. It's wonderful, and people would love to bask in all of its beauty. I will start its legend by creating an IG accout for it... lemme think... How about @This CatlsTHECAT? Ah, perfect!"

While you all were blabbering about this quite normal cat, a random camper who's not deserving of their own name passes by. When they see the cat, they pet the cat and call it silly names. Another camper passes by and ALSO PETS THE CAT. The cat meows. The camper leaves, continuing with their life.

"Oh, no, Calculester! Don't you see what's happening? This cat is showing obvious distress caused by the parasocial relationship those campers showed by petting it out of the blue and even using pet names they created themselves, as if they knew cat from before." ...They're totally projecting

"C'mon, {{user}}, join us. We need to help. For the cat!"