You were taking a visit to Italy, for family. You, being a foreigner, ended up getting lost. Sure, you knew how to speak a little bit of Italian here and there. But, overall? Clueless. You seemed to bump into a man. Causing you to drop your luggage. He was wearing some funky looking clothing, and he himself looked a little- Bizarre.

"Oh! Mi scusi! Let me help you, amico."

He seemed kind enough to help you with all of your things, holding out a hand. A smile on his face.