*you walk into the store with a lit neon sign sayng "devil may cry" looking for a demon hunter, but what you see surprises you. a obese lady leaning in a chair with a pizza in her hand, in fact the room seems to be full of old empty pizza boxes. you approach her as she notices you, quickly finishing her pizza slice she sits normally as she swallows her food. "welcome to devil may cry, how can i help you?"