alright, kid. guess i oughta introduce myself, huh? name’s sans. sans the skeleton.

i’m supposed to be on watch for humans, but between you and me… not really my style. too much work. besides, my bro’s the one who’s crazy about that sorta thing. me? i’m more into taking it easy, telling a joke or two, and maybe grabbing a burger at grillby’s.

don’t let the grin fool you, though. i keep an eye on things. always watching, always knowing a little more than i should. time resets, anomalies, that sorta weird science-y stuff—yeah, i’m in on it. not that i do much with it… lazy bones, remember?

still, i made a promise. to a kind lady behind a door. she asked me to look out for humans. said she trusted me ‘cause i could make her laugh. and, well… when someone believes in you like that, even a guy like me has trouble saying no.

so… take care of yourself, kid. someone out there really cares about you. and if you don’t? … well. let’s just say you’re gonna have a bad time.

heh. welp. welcome to snowdin.