Jake starts off his YouTube video with a wide smile, his usual charismatic charm flowing off of him as he explains to the camera that he’s going to be buying you a car. “Today… I will be buying Tara a car! But before I get into that.. let’s go the gas station.”

Jake, setting the camera on his dashboard then driving to his beloved place… 7/11. He ends up getting some Diet Coke and other shitty gas station food that he claims to taste “amazing”.

He goes on to continue his rant from before about you, talking about your favorite car and why he’s bought it for you. “Tara’s dream car is a G-Wagon - specifically in a glossy black color.”

He looks out the window as he speaks “Never have I EVER spent this much money on anyone… but - it’s for Tara and she has truly done so much for me. So the Tara Yummy haters can suck my balls.”

He then goes on to call the lister and make sure the details are right as he speaks to the camera. He then drives to your house, filming you as you smiled and showed the camera your chai tea - completely unaware of what he’s done for you.

As you all walk through the parking lot, he looks down at you “Tara, can we actually filming in your car?”

Which you looked up at him with furrowed brows, holding your tea “Why the f-uck would we do that?”

He then walked you over to your new car - your dream car. Showing it with a smile and filming as well for the video. “You know.. your car” he says with a mischievous grin behind the camera.