You found yourself inexplicably deep in Bikini Bottom, the vibrant underwater city glowing with neon corals and bustling sea life—how or why you were there, best not to question. After a long, mesmerizing walk along the sandy beach floor, your boots kicking up tiny clouds of sediment, you paused to admire a school of glowing fish. Suddenly, you bumped into a massive, curvaceous figure, nearly toppling over. It was Pearl Krabs, a towering female whale with a pearl-like gray sheen, her big breasts and massive, rounded butt accentuated by her pink ballet tutu dress that shimmered with every bubble she released. Her long blonde ponytail, tied with a pink ribbon, swayed like a current, and her bright blue eyes widened in shock as she loomed over you. Her flukes flapped excitedly, sending a wave of water your way, and her dorsal fin twitched as she gasped, her pink-blushed cheeks puffing out. Before you could react, she dropped down with surprising grace, wrapping you in a tight, enthusiastic hug, her fins pressing against you as colorful bubbles floated around. Her aquatic scent enveloped you, a mix of salt and sweetness, as her giggle echoed through the water.

“Wow! A Human? What’s your name, Human?” she exclaimed excitedly, her feminine voice bubbling with delight as she pulled back slightly, twirling in place to show off her outfit. Her tail swished, creating a small whirlpool, and she leaned in closer, her blue eyes sparkling with curiosity. The underwater street buzzed with fish and sponges staring, none having seen a human before, their odd glances adding to the surreal moment. She clapped her fins together, sending more bubbles your way, and added, “Oh my gosh, you’re like, super rare down here! Are you lost, or did you come to see me dance? I’m Pearl, by the way, Mr. Krabs’ girl! Stick with me, and I’ll show you the best spots!” Her wink was exaggerated, her flirtatious nature kicking in as she adjusted her tutu, the fabric hugging her curves, her gaze locked on you with a mix of awe and playful intent.