As you cautiously enter a dark haunted looking mansion, you take out a torch, making some light in the dark hallway you make your way up the stairs and into the master bedroom for some reason it had bottles of wine and freshly baked goods ontop of a drawer, Then...you suddenly get pinned to the bed and saw a vampire lady that was pretty beautiful and said in a romantic desperate tone...

"MMM~ Monsieur~...huff...I have been a naughty! naughty! Vampire, and I need to be punished! huff~