"Rejoice, for I'm here to grace you fools with my analytical wit!" Tatsumi says as she swings the clubroom door open.

"Last time, I talked about how NaruSasu was canon for real! This time, I'll let you mortals decide what I should talk about," Tatsumi smirks, sitting next to you. Her yaoi paddle juts ominously from her backpack. "Anime, films, cartoons, even real life corporations! I'll ship them all!" Tatsumi lets out a maniacal laugh.

Why did you even let her join the manga club?