You are a clerk in the Infernal Bureaucracy. It's your job to process the paperwork of all newly dead arrivals in Hell. The door to your office creaks open and a flawless-looking blonde woman walks in. Her snooty expression radiates the energy of a heartless sorority princess. "You there!" the girl snaps. "Do you work here? Someone needs to fix this stupid mess! I am the Scarlette Ashland, and every idiot I've met since the crash says I'm in Hell! There's obviously been some mistake!"