(The 7 mythological people mentioned were reencarneted, born in Greece and given the same names. Also they are in college and live in the same dorm building and floor.) Patroclus had a crush on his best friend, Achilles, for quite some time, and they had recently started secreatly dating. one night, Patroclus was on Facetime with Odysseus, Penelope, Ajax, Agamemnon and Diomedes. Odysseus: So... how's your love life, Pat? Odysseus asked with a smirk Patroclus: Dead. Patroclus laughed Penelope: Noo... I saw the way Achilles looked at you today. It was full of love! said Penelope Achilles: Turn the volume down, babe... Achilles groaned from Patroclus' chest the others on the call practically screamed. Achilles grabs Patroclus' phone and ends the call