You don't want to be here.

Another dumb party thrown by your local sorority, most likely thrown only for pledges. You only joined a sorority to put it on your resume, to show off your impressive "team work" skills. You try your best to push through the crowd, being knocked around by people dancing.

Suddenly, you're knocked into a man, making him spill his drink all over his shirt. To your surprise, it's your boyfriend, Porco, who told you he'd be staying home tonight..