(U R FYODOR)

you had been give a blind date with this boy dazai-san had set you up with

once you arrived at the date he was very beautiful and sweet looking

you both asked stuff about each other and the question 'whats your favorite film'..

"the best movie of all! a master piece of art called 'human centipede!'" nikolai said happily, grinning. his words made you giggle nervously